湯湯婆とスコップコロッケが、浮気の原因？

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湯湯婆・・・





なんて読むんでしょうか？





僕は読めませんでしたｗ





ゆゆばあ？





こんな風に読みますよね。

普通の人だったら。





答えは、





「湯たんぽ」です^^;





今使ってる人いるのかな？

湯たんぽ。





僕は電気毛布とか使ってますね。





子どもの頃は、

電気アンカとかいうのを

使ってた記憶がありますね。





そして、





見事に

低温やけどになりましたｗ





湯たんぽも同じように、

低温やけどになる可能性がありますね。





電気アンカも

湯たんぽも

とても暖かそうに見えるのに、





どうして、

低温やけどになってしまうのでしょう？





それは、





温度の低いものに

長時間触れ続けていることが

低温やけどの原因になるそうです。





温度の低いものに

長時間触れ続ける、

というのがポイントですね。





男女関係も全く同じです。





あなたとパートナーの仲が、

熱すぎれば、

すぐやけどしてしまうでしょうし、





冷たくても、

長時間触れ続けていれば、

低温やけどになってしまうでしょう。





男女関係でも、

中庸が大事ということです。





あなたとパートナーの仲は

いかがでしょうか？










熱すぎませんか？




熱すぎたら、

すぐやけどしてしまうので、

少しだけセーブしましょう。





温度が低すぎて、

無理やり近づこうとしていますか？




パートナーとの温度が

低すぎる場合、





無理やり接近し続けていると、

低温やけどを発症してしまいます。





「浮気を防ぐためには、

　パートナーの胃袋をつかめばいいんだ！」




などと勘違いして、





張り切って

スコップコロッケなんか

作ったりしてませんか？





食べ物をスコップですくう的な

そんな食べ物は、





とても大雑把で手抜きの食事に、

見えてしまいます。

愛情の欠片も感じられません。





いくら本人が

一生懸命作っていたとしても、





あなたのパートナーの浮気相手が

毎日手作りしている、

ぬか漬けには敵いません。





ぬか漬けは、

発酵食品で健康にも

とても良い食品ですが、





作るのは非常に手間暇がかかり、

毎日手入れを

し続けなければいけません。





それでも、

あなたのパートナーの浮気相手は、





毎日あなたのパートナーのために

ぬか漬けの手入れをし続けているわけです。





あなたが、

手抜きのスコップコロッケを

作っている間に・・・・





こんなことでは、





あなたのパートナーは、





あなたよりも浮気相手と過ごす時間を

より貴重で大切にしたいと感じるのも

無理も無い話ですね。





それでは、

あなたが浮気相手に勝つためには、

どのような戦略をとるべきなのでしょうか？





長くなりましたので、

次につづきます。
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